Pale alright.

So I woke up today wanting to buy alcohol for some illegitimate reason and well, because I can.

I feel really embarrassed to say this but I've never "really" tried alcohol and that fact that I've been 21 for over almost a year, it's pretty embarrassing when people ask you, "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST OFFICIALDRINK?"

To put this thing to rest, I went to my local grocery store and looked at the endless selection of beer. I've already had an idea what I wanted because I researched this before hand (OH GOD THIS SOUNDS EVEN WORSE. I googled "Best beer for beginners"). So I pick up a six pack and take it to the check out line. The guy rings up the case and says "Can I see your ID?" and at that point I got all giddy because this was the first time being asked for my ID. good lord.

I unpack all the grocery after coming home and open the bottle for a test.

I smelled it. It was aromatic.

I took a sip. It tasted like cough medicine.

And that after taste. Bitter. Lingering.

After a sip, I forced myself to try a couple more just to make sure it wasn't my gag reflex freaking out. Took another sip. Just as bad.

Maybe I'm a wussy, but beer is not for me.